Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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