Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
