i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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