So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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