And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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