Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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