How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
how drunk are you?
Several
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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