He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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