Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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