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Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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