I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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