My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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