I got chris browned last night
Duck Duck Cougar?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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