come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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