ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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