doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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