Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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