Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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This baby is an asshole
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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