hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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