this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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