I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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