yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen