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• (352): View more from Florida

  I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.

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• (212): View more from New York

  No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest

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• (512): View more from Texas

  This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's

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• (716): View more from New York

  Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."

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