I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.