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• (440): View more from Ohio

  if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I just found a frying pan...in my bed.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!

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• (607): View more from New York

  Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican

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