She said her name was "party"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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