so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The power of my boobs compel you
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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