Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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