We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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