When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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