Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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