My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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