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• (407): View more from Florida

  She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid

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• (530): View more from California

  Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I found a hair colour I want in a porn.

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