everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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