they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..