Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(949): View more from California

if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics

Fav 14 1386 2018
share tweet
(650): View more from California

It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases

Fav 17 860 5887
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(206): View more from Washington

He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...

(1-206): View more from Washington

He obviously understands you completely.

Fav 7 5140 1211
share tweet
(907): View more from Alaska

Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.

Fav 7 761 2300
share tweet
25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To
Read it at the TFLN blog
(402): View more from Nebraska

I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?

Fav 5 1033 1325
share tweet
(765): View more from Indiana

Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar

Fav 6 1167 1270
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(615): View more from Tennessee

Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.

Fav 3 720 1364
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(406): View more from Montana

this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here

Fav 5 680 992
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(517): View more from Michigan

The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised

Fav 0 111 118
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT