I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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