dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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