yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
The adults are the big ones right?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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