that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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