so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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