I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
