the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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