He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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