I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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