So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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