GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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