i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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