did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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