we have pet lesbian snakes
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
