Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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