dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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