i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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