I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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