I have demons in me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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