so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i think my cat just said my name.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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