Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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