i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm eating all of the evidence.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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