...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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