I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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